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Cardboard Buns
A Story Of Delicious Chinese Food As you may have heard, there was a story about a factory in Beijing that was using softened waste cardboard instead of pork as filling in its buns. The story hit the...
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10 Uses For Cardboard-Filled Baozi
Baozi (Chinese: 包子; Pinyin: bāozi), a type of steamed, filled bun. It was recently reported that there was a story about a factory in Beijing that was using softened waste cardboard instead of pork as...
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Quotations From Bastards
From the Land That Time Forgot, these quotations… “China is highly transparent in terms of military policies and security strategy, as reflected in its commitment to no-first-use of nuclear weapons…...
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A Proper Breakfast
It’s Saturday morning, you’ve gotten up early to get things done, and you’re now at the point where breakfast is on the cards. You don’t normally have time for anything more than a cup of joe and a...
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You Dirty Rat
Rats! They fought the dogs and killed the cats, And bit the babies in the cradles, And ate the cheeses out of the vats, And licked the soup from the cooks’ own ladles, Split open the kegs of salted...
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The Wonder of Evolution
Evolution is a wonderful thing. Truly wonderful. Of course, when I refer to ‘evolution’, I don’t mean the kind of evolution that Americans can’t understand and will kill you for teaching to their...
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Can’t Hunt, Fish or Ride?
I read recently about how some Chinese airlines don’t offer a suitable vegetarian meal on international flights, and that this is a violation of IATA rules. Apparently, “Vegetarians in India are not...
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Thought For The Day
It takes the average human twenty fours hours to turn food into shit. It takes the average Chinese cook less than twelve minutes to do the same.
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The miracle of… Wait a minute!
Having babies – what’s so fucking special about it? Women are forever bleating on and on about how they are better than men because only they can drop a litter of rug-rats, and how this somehow endows...
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Chicken Soup etc
I have a day off finally, and I’m cooking chicken soup. Unlike Chinese soups, this isn’t very famous in the world, but it is tasty and warming and probably won’t give me botulism. This isn’t a cookery...
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